Prating Pirates

Ai: So… Mikara… tell me again why we got left behind while everyone else went off to raid Tokyo?

Mikara: We’re here to keep an eye on Ryuu, dummy.

Ai: Ohhh… Hey!  There he is!

Mikara: Shhhh!

Ai: *in a voice of wonder*  He’s with the EMPEROR!

Mikara: What’s he saying?

Ai: How’d I know?  You’re the one who reads lips!

Mikara: What?!?  Capt said YOU read lips!  That’s the whole reason you’re here!  D’you think I’d a picked YOU otherwise?

Ai: Well, I’ll try… “gold… I am the best… definitely… Apple pie…”

Mikara: Nonsense!  Here, scoot over.  “Of course!  Give all the gold to me and you’ll never have another pirate attack in your life!”

Ai: Ooooohhh… gooold…

Mikara: Are you thinking what I’m thinking?

Ai: Absolutely!

Mikara: Um… nope, you probably aren’t. – What are you thinking of?

Ai: That DELICIOUS honey crusted flaky pie my Aunt used to make, of course.  What else?  Ah… no one will ever know what I gave up to be a pirate!

Mikara: Well, I was thinking that there’s no reason Ryuu should get all the gold!

Ai: Of course not… Everyone has to give a fifth to the Captain.  First rule of the sea. – I wasn’t born yesterday!

Mikara: *sarcastically* I have my doubts about that… don’t you see?!?  WE should take the gold!

Ai: Oh!  You ARE a genius!  – NOW I know why the Captain sent you as my assistant!

Mikara: I YOUR assistant?!?  My foot!

Ai: You poor thing… did you stub your toe AGAIN?!?

Mikara: My toe is FINE!!!

Ai: Great!  Well, what are we waiting for?

Mikara: Um… I suggest you untangle yourself from that thorn bush.

Ai: Oh… ouch… ouch!!!

Mikara: Okay.  NOW we can go!

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