The Helmet

In the Annals of Ulster you may read the tale of Cath Chluain Tarbh, when Máel Sechnaill and Brian Boru rode together to the conquest of Dublintown and fought on those royal banks Sigtrygg Silkbeard, King of Dublin, Sigurd the Stout, Earl of Orkney, and the fleet their ally Brodir brought from the Isle of Mann.

From the walls of Dublin Lady Sláine ingen Briain watched the battle. Her sympathies had worn too thin over the years of conflict to be strong on either side and it was little she cared, at this distance of time, for the fulfillment of her father’s ambition or even the extension of his old age. Nor had she any concern for her husband’s life, for Sigtrygg paced the wall beside her all day, wisely living to fight another day.

Thus from dawn to dusk, a grim smile on her face, she tracked the swaying armies as they grappled each other on the moss. When, at length, twilight fell and she knew that the omens had come true and Brian was victorious at the cost of his life, she could still laugh at the flight of the Vikings as they splashed into the receding tide, desperate to reach their ships. “The foreigners have gotten their inheritance!” she sneered. “I wonder, is it warm that they are? But they tarry not to be milked, whatever.”

On both sides nigh all the leaders lay slain upon the field. Brian Boru, killed in his tent as he prayed for victory, had been avenged by Ulf the Quarrelsome who found Brodir with Brian’s blood still warm on his sword. Sigurd the Stout died at the hands of Murchad mac Briain, but that heir apparent to the High Kingship of Ireland had not survived the fight either. Máel Sechnaill mac Domnaill alone stood whole and hearty as he led the last charge. Water, churned by a thousand boots, swirled between foemen as the Viking longships drifted away from the shore before the straining flight of their owners.

Foremost in the Irish charge, fifteen-year-old Toirdelbach mac Murchada Ua Briain screamed the O’Brian warcry—lamh-laidir abu! From her post on the walls Lady Sláine caught the glint of his helmet—vain boy, he decorated it with tufts of reddish fur—and recognized her nephew. Fearless he threw himself into the waves; spun around, flung, he emerged again clutching at a Viking warrior who was scrambling over his ship’s side. She strained her eyes as Toir wrestled, striking the Viking’s jerkin with his dagger what time the warrior swung his fists wildly at him. Another wave roared; she lost him in the mist, and when it settled, the boy was gone.

But his helmet rolled in on the morrow’s tide, and amid the aftermath Lady Sláine paused long enough to send it to her niece. —Lamh-laidir abu!

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Finally: The Ashburn Family

This post needs to begin with an apology. Not that I think there are too many people who regularly read my blog, and the one who does (thanks Sarah) long ago received a much more personal notification, but it is just embarrassing that it’s taken me well over a year to announce my first published book anywhere on my website.

So without further ado, here’s what I spent summer of 2021-22 writing. (Before you wonder how long I think summer is, I was in the southern hemisphere.)

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58-12

So far every trail had led to a dead end.

Take the newspaper he had saved for eighty years, covered in faded ink and antiquated headlines.  Which was the critical clue—Browder Opens 8th Communist Party Convention, Detroit Auto Men Furious at Betrayal, Workers Urged to Pack Bronx Court This Noon?  Or, just as likely, none of the above?  Tiana felt ready to go for a hike, take a shower, and leave the problem for a future generation.

But wait, it got better.  For instance, there were the only highlighted words in his entire Bible: “An evil man seeketh only rebellion: therefore a cruel messenger shall be sent against him.”  The four digits tattooed on his arm: 58-12.  Or the quote scribbled on his desk: “Oh, what a tangled web we weave, when first we practice to deceive!”  It might be a tangled web somewhere in the middle, but just now all she had was loose ends.

And of course, she had to cope with his own solemn charge, ringing out to her from that bewildering will:

I bequeath and devote to my daughter, Tiana Emily Morton (Smith): justice for Katia Kuznet, or her heirs and relations yet living.  To her I also bequeath all my personal effects. To Katia Kuznet, or her living heirs and relations, I bequeath my personal estate and property (including, but not limited to, all intangibles and all tangible personal property including land, stocks, securities, cash, savings, and other realty).

Tiana thought she was the most long-suffering daughter on the planet.  It was bad enough to be randomly deprived of a fortune, but to be assigned as private detective to boot, and left with a batch of clues as cryptic as a 1934 Daily Worker, a quote from Marmion, and a name she’d never heard before, Katia Kuznet…

“Yeah, I loved you too, Dad,” she muttered, glancing at the picture on her desk.  George with baby Emily in his arms, herself, dad on the right.  Plain old dad, with those ordinary gray eyes and the unremarkable persona you’d expect of a John Smith.  For crying out loud, if he were gonna leave a mystery like this behind, why hadn’t he at least had a name she could look up?

Perhaps worst of all, George was all in.  Whenever George went all in on something, rash decisions would probably be made.  So far, though, he’d only made the questionably helpful discovery that Kuznet was the Russian equivalent of Smith.

Tiana slapped a final post-it note on her evidence board.

58-12. Failure to denounce a counterrevolutionary crime,
reliably known to be in preparation or carried out, shall be punishable by—
deprivation of liberty for a term not less than six months.
[6 June 1927 (SU no 49, art. 330)]

Another tid-bit courtesy of George—and the Criminal Code of the Russian Soviet Federative Socialist Republic.

She stepped back, pushing strands of rebellious hair off her forehead in a gesture of profound thought.  The evidence board looked businesslike and professional, satisfactory as far as it went.

The door flew open and George’s messy iron-gray hair flopped excitedly into the room.

“Ready to go to Russia?”

“Russia?”

George glanced appreciatively at the evidence board.  “I just booked our flights.  So far, every trail has led to Russia.”

Tiana looked blankly at the family photo.  George followed her glance, humming softly.

“The spider bid the mouse, sleep, sleep,
Spider in the house, sleep deep
Don’t wake up or you might find a spider in your mouth…”

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Cut Glass and Cats

—the thrillifying sequel to Cutting Grass and Class

Kat paused on the darkened stairway, holding the cracked glass out in front of her with her right hand. The light from far behind glinted eerily off its angles and barely illuminated the crimson liquid inside. Without turning around, she could still sense impatience coming from the top of the stairs.

“Keep going. Keep going.”

“Get out of my head!” she screamed, her arm shaking and spilling half the blood. She wrapped her left hand more tightly around her right wrist.

“Keep going!” The voice boomed against the narrow passage walls and made every bone in Kat’s body vibrate in response.

“I won’t! I don’t want to!” she sobbed, but she started moving again anyways. There was no resisting the downward sweep of motion, a vortex slithering towards the bottom of the staircase. She let go of her arm, ignoring the blood, turning and trying to grab the railing, but her hand refused to latch onto the cold iron.

“Let me go!” she screamed. “Don’t send me down there! I don’t want to vanish. I don’t want to die… not anymore…

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Cutting Grass and Class

Julian Saunders was bored. He was even bored of waving his fingers through his hair and looking bored—though he was only bored of that because there was no one to see him.

He sat down in his gaming chair and rolled across the room, stopping to look down from his full-length window. The sunlight sparkled attractively on the family pool and cast the shadows of the trees behind it across the manicured lawn. A momentary smile flitted across Julian’s face when he remembered how he’d shocked his mom yesterday by jumping into the pool with a full dress suit. But today wasn’t even hot enough for such pranks.

Julian turned his eyes back inside, searching for something to do. He ran them lazily around the magazine-cover-perfect room, taking in his rack of video games, his shelf of Star Wars LEGO sets, his display case with that World Series fly ball he’d caught. Julian was proud of his room, but pride is not the right sort of sentiment to speed time up, so after a few minutes of self-complacency, he was more bored than ever.

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Lampstands: A Short Story

But I have this against you, that you have abandoned the love you had at first. Remember therefore from where you have fallen; repent, and do the works you did at first. If not, I will come to you and remove your lampstand from its place, unless you repent. —Revelation 2:4–5

Jason Sloboda, DDiv, pushed the squeaking old church door back on its hinges.  He stumbled backwards as the rank, musty air hit him.  It was worse even than he had expected.

He stepped inside, disturbing the dust of decades.  Cobwebs hung thickly in the corners and paint was peeling from the walls.  An old bulletin, coated in idle doodles, lay moldering on the vestry carpet.

Jason took it all in, seeing potential instead of problems.  Like a soldier reclaiming territory, he felt half-pierced by the neglected building, once a fortress of the kingdom of heaven—and half-triumphant to know that it was his now, to rebuild for his King.

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Book Review: Jan of the Windmill (by Juliana Horatia Ewing)

Jan tries hard to be a miller’s boy… but his natural talent for painting keeps shining through.   Yet wherever he goes and whatever success life brings to him, he’ll always remember his foster-family and always be proud of his “miller’s thumb.”

Jan of the Windmill is around the length of Anne of Green Gables or A Little Princess.

The story revolves around a young boy who eventually becomes a successful painter through his patience and hard work, but the writing style is not the simplest, so it’d probably be hard to follow for those younger than 11+.

You’ll find my brief conclusion and a link to the book if you skip to the end—or read on through if you want all the details!

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Book Review: An Old-Fashioned Girl (by Louisa May Alcott)

Polly the country girl is off on a visit to her city friend Fanny—and Fanny’s rich, somewhat dissipated lifestyle throws several perplexing challenges in Polly’s way.  How will Polly do walking the tightrope between sticking stubbornly out like a sore thumb and letting worldly wisdom spoil her?

An Old-Fashioned Girl isn’t a long book—shorter than Anne of Green Gables, around the length of The Railway Children or The Scarlet Pimpernel.

The book is written for a young girl audience—it’s probably aimed at 10+ but a younger audience might enjoy hearing it read too.  It’s thoughtful enough that older readers may also find it interesting.

As usual, jump to the end if you just want a brief conclusion, or go straight through for all the details!

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Book Review: Little Dorrit (by Charles Dickens)

Born and raised in a debtor’s prison, with a broken father, a haughty sister, and a thoughtless brother, Amy Dorrit’s patient, gentle character is still able to find happiness in serving others.  But when her father inherits a vast estate and is suddenly freed, her old life is relentlessly swept away—the old friendships and simple pleasures as well as the old hardships and trials.  How will Amy cope with the wealth that instantly spoils the rest of her family?

Little Dorrit is no afternoon read—it’s long, rivalling Bleak House, War and Peace, or The Count of Monte Cristo.

Given its length and Dickens’ literary writing style, Little Dorrit would be hard for younger readers to wade through, but readers 15+ would likely enjoy the book.  Readers is a key word though—if you don’t like reading much, Little Dorrit is not the book for you!

Jump straight to the bottom to avoid spoilers and catch my brief conclusion along with a link to the ebook, or read on through for the details!

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Book Review: Hard Times (by Charles Dickens)

Sissy Jupe is the abandoned daughter of a poor clown—Louisa Bounderby is the rich wife of one of Coketown’s magnates.  But Sissy lives a happy, healthful life of love to others, while Louisa’s upbringing has made her cold, hard, and tired of life.  When will Mr. Gradgrind, Louisa’s father and Sissy’s adopted father, compare the two and learn his mistake?

For a full-fledged Dickens novel, Hard Times is short.  It’s about as long as Tom Sawyer or Anne of Green Gables.

Hard Times is largely a social critique, which I doubt would be interesting or intelligible to younger readers.  It also has a fairly dark plotline.  I think it would be suitable for readers 17+.

If you’re just looking for a brief recap, jump to the end where you’ll find my three sentence conclusion.  If you need more details, read on!

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